“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the Nurse to the patient, “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” said Bob and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life. It was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing, more and more, so much she had to run out of the room.
Feeling bad that she had laughed at the man’s private part, she composed herself as best she could and came back into the room. “I am so sorry,” she said, “I don’t know what came over me. On my honour as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?”
Bob looked at her and said “It’s swollen”