Former senator from Oklahoma Tom Coburn is dead and the world is a much better place thanks to the Grim Reaper who finally grew a pair to take out that evil bastard. If pond scum could speak it would say, ‘sure I am a blight on humanity and a complete pestilence in every conceivable way but at least we have more dignity and probity than Tom Fucking Coburn.’
If you don’t know any Oklahoma Republicans consider yourself blessed because they return all manners of human garbage to the US Senate on every election cycle. Coburn was a grotesque hypocrite and so full of nauseating self-righteousness that had he lived to see the second coming of Jesus -who he fervently believed in- Jesus would have dug under the rock to pull Coburn from whatever septic system he was hiding under just so he could remove him from his mortal coils so he could have the pleasure of escorting him to hell personally so he did not miraculously lose his way.
Coburn was the very worst of us. He was an obstetrician by trade but somewhere on his journey of devolving from an upright college graduate into the knuckle-dragging derelict of moral turpitude that he became, Coburn decided that instead of birthing children he should instead do all that he could to kill them with his draconian austerity measures. Truly, only the most vulgar and disgusting flatterer could summon the moral bankruptcy to say anything good about that scumbag.
He once filibustered the Clay Hunt Suicide Prevention Act which was designed to stop the appalling numbers of our combat veterans committing suicide after returning home. Coburn didn’t care, he did it anyway.
He was one of the staunchest supporters of the trans-vaginal ultrasounds for women seeking an abortion. He never missed an opportunity to impose his evangelical christian beliefs on the rest of the world and constitution be damned.
If there was any such thing as justice in this country, Coburn’s rotting corpse would be thrown out in the Oklahoma desert so all manners of varmints could defecate his mortal coils into putrid human effluence right before an F-5 tornado cruised over him so no evidence of his existence was left. He was a vile pervert of a man who had more in common with an ISIS soldier than any red-blooded American.
He is survived by 9 hobgoblins and 20 imps. He was welcomed to hell by Ronald Reagan, Jerry Falwell and the great Satan himself. This is the final goodbye to Dr. No. May he rot in hell forever as we toasts to reading his obituary with infinite satisfaction.